Monday, February 12, 2007

Nations Joggers Sick Of Finding Dead Bodies

The Onion

Nation's Joggers Sick Of Finding Dead Bodies

CHICAGO—"We just don't have the time to be consoled with a blanket and a cup of coffee by some cop," said jogger Elizabeth Riccardi, who, like many others, is tired of stumbling upon corpses in her path.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who of us hasn't come across a DB or two in our travels?
We just step over them an continue on, figuring they were just another on Jen's list (or off Jen's list, I get confused)

MP

Anonymous said...

On Jen's list they would survive... Remember, shorter list, would NOT push in front of a car...
roxx

Anonymous said...

If the DB does not have a Canadian flag on it, "I'M STEPPING ON IT".

Riff Raff Runnin'
Canada EH!

Jipper

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